Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Eyes on Me (Faye Wong song)

Virtual Love Song, of my age.

Lyrics for Eyes on Me.

Whenever I sang my songs
On the stage, on my own
Whenever I said my words
Wishing they would be heard

I saw you smiling at me
Was it real or just my fantasy?
You'd always be there in the corner
Of this tiny little bar

My last night here for you
Same old songs, just once more
My last night here with you?
Maybe yes, maybe no

I kind of liked it your way
How you shyly placed your eyes on me
Did you ever know
That I have mine on you?

Darling, so there you are
With that look on your face
As if you're never hurt
As if you're never down

Shall I be the one for you
Who pinches you softly but sure
If frown is shown then
I will know that you are no dreamer

So let me come to you
Close as I wanna be
Close enough for me
To feel your heart beating fast

And stay there as I whisper
How I loved your peaceful eyes on me?
Did you ever know
That I have mine on you?

Darling, so share with me
Your love if you have enough
Your tears if you're holding back
Or pain if that's what it is

How can I let you know
I'm more than a dress and a voice?
Just reach me out then
You would know that you're not dreaming

Darling, so there you are
With that look on your face
As if you're never hurt
As if you're never down

Shall I be the one for you
Who pinches you softly but sure
If frown is shown then
I will know that you are no dreamer
Album cover, captured on Wiki.

Sunday, October 27, 2013

Fw: 絕望

(來源:朋友的Email分享)

絕望"就是:
飯館吃飯點了兩菜,
吃第一個世上還有比這更難吃的嗎?!"有的,就是吃第二碟.

Saturday, October 26, 2013

Fw: 自戀

(來源:朋友的Email分享)

自戀"就是:
下輩子我一定要投胎做女人,
然後嫁個像我這樣的男人.

Sunday, October 20, 2013

Fw: 真神奇

(來源:朋友的Email分享)

公園一對戀人,女撒嬌說牙痛,男吻之說不痛了,
一會又說脖子痛,男又吻之,女又說不痛了;
邊一老太太見此對小夥說:

真神了,你能治痔瘡不?"

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Fw: 好主意

(來源:朋友的Email分享)

在一家時裝店,看到一個等得不耐煩的青年人,
對一個漂亮女孩說:妳介意和我說幾句話嗎?"
女孩好奇地問:為什麼?"

我妻子進這個店已經一個多小時了,但她如果看見我
和你說話,她會馬上出來的......"
沒等他說完,他妻子已快步走出時裝店,挽著他離開了。

Friday, October 18, 2013

Sunday, October 13, 2013

Fw: 樹多必有枯枝,人多必有白痴 !

(來源:朋友的Email分享)

樹多必有枯枝,人多必有白痴 ! 


有一天我在開車時,意識到閃光燈閃了一下
 
我心想應該是測速照相,但我很肯定沒有超速。
 
為了確認,我繞回原處,這次開得更慢,沒想到
照相機還是閃了一下
 
我覺得很有趣,就連續又繞了三次,每次以龜速經過 同一地方,
照相機都閃一下。 
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兩週後我收到五張罰單,都是因為沒有繫安全帶 !

Very ugly

Very ugly. I hope I would never make the same mistake!


Source: Google+ Post of Achwaq Khalid.

Saturday, October 12, 2013

Fw: 騙子

(來源:朋友的Email分享)

《傷害》
  一餓狼覓食到農戶,聽屋內女人在訓孩子:再哭把你扔出去餵狼!
  孩子哭了一夜,狼痴痴等到天亮,含淚長嘆:騙子!女人都是騙子!

Monday, October 7, 2013

Fw: 招募間諜

(來源:朋友的Email分享)

招募間諜(千萬要對老婆好一點.....)

  美國中央情報局需要一個高級刺客,前來應聘者須經受一系列的考驗 經過層層篩選,最後剩下了兩男一女3名人選   最終考驗確定誰最心狠手辣 主考官將第一名男子帶到一扇門前,交給他一把槍說: 我們必須確信你能在任何情形下服從命令。你的妻子就坐在裏面,進去用這把槍殺死她。」 這名男子滿臉驚恐地問:「我怎能殺死我的妻子啊!」 他落選了
接著是第二位男子,主考官交給了他同樣的任務後,他先是一驚,不過還是接過槍進了門,五分鐘過去了,這名男子滿臉淚水走了出來,對主考官說:「我實在下不了手。」 自然,他也落選了,   

最後輪到那位女子 當她被告知裏面坐著她丈夫,她必須殺死他時,這位女子毫不猶豫地接過槍走進門去, 
門還沒關緊,就傳來了槍聲,接連十三聲槍響之後,又傳來了尖叫聲和椅子的碰撞聲, 幾分鐘後,一切又歸於平靜…… 門開了,女子走了出來,擦了擦額頭的汗水,生氣地對主考官說道: 「你們這些傢伙,竟然不告訴我槍裏裝的都是空包彈,害得我只好用椅子把他砸死了。」

Sunday, October 6, 2013

Wayne Gretzky's quote about hockey puck

If I want to be great, I have to know what the dream is going to be.
A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.

― Wayne Gretzky


I saw it here.


Fw: 中獎

(來源:朋友的Email分享)

昨天晚上手裏拿著彩票看雙色球開獎。 搖出前五個時候全對上了,
正要出第六個突然停電了,一激動把茶几踹碎了。
今早到彩票站一看,我中了200 默默的去家具城買個茶几花了350

James Allen's quote about circumstance to the man

I will never blame the circumstances for my own faults.

I found this quote on this web site.

Circumstance does not make the man; it reveals him to himself.

― James Allen


Saturday, October 5, 2013

Fw: 連自己都騙

(來源:朋友的Email分享)

大學時候在宿舍,一個舍友拿著鏡子照自己半天突然說:我好帥啊!
另一個答道:你這種人也太狠了,你連自己都騙。

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Fw: 售後服務

(來源:朋友的Email分享)

清明快到了,某人去買祭品,看到居然有纸糊的iPhone 手机,有些不以為然:啊哈!iPhone 手机?老祖宗會用嗎?

店老板白他一眼說:賈伯斯都親自下去教了,你還操什麼心?

他便買了一个,剛要轉身要走。老板提醒:買個手机套吧,下面蠻潮濕的。

他說好。老板接着說再買個藍牙耳机吧,最近下面新交规,開車打電話抓得嚴!

他又買了個耳机,老板繼續善意的提醒到:最重要的充电器啊,回頭祖宗找你要就不好了,光找你要還是小事,叫你送去就麻烦了。

他緊張起來,趕緊又買了。

回頭一想,於是他向老板要了張名片。

老板問要了幹嘛,他說一起燒给祖宗,有什麼問题好直接找你下去做售後服務。

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Fw:初戀那件小事

(來源:朋友的Email分享)

初戀那件小事
  
             甲、乙兩個好同學碰面聊起青澀的當年...............
甲:想當初,讀高中時,有次出去和同學聚會,太晚了回不去宿舍,
就和初戀情人開了間雙人房……竟然倆人一起看了一個晚上的MTV台電視………都不敢怎樣~~~
現在想起來真是……
 ⋯⋯ 乙:你比我強多了。
那時...........我都上大二了,和初戀情人出去玩太晚,
到晚上居然開了兩間房。
等我懂事以後讓我後悔二十年的是.................................................................

「她半夜找我說她那間房有點冷,
  
於是..........我們互換了房間…………