Sunday, December 29, 2013

Fw: Why Google Analytics Doesn't Work In Blogger With Tracking ID | Blogger Yard

Portion of Wreckage of Longteng Rail Bridge, Taiwan.

I had a problem about enabling Google Analytics on Blogger. When I configured "Analytics Web Property ID" on Blogger/Settings/Other, the statistics did not work at all!

After some research on Google, I found this post and understood the following code is the only missing part on my Blogger template:
<b:include data='blog' name='google-analytics'/>
The location I observed for this code on a fresh template is "right before </head>", not the same as where the original post mentioned. However, I think both of them should be working fine!

Reference:
Why Google Analytics Doesn't Work In Blogger With Tracking ID | Blogger Yard:


Tuesday, December 24, 2013

吹氣球

原始圖片來源:Wikipedia

某個幼兒園的活動上,主持人問所有的小朋友:你們都怎麼吹氣球的啊?

這時候,有一個小男孩回答,我都用下面吹阿。

Monday, December 23, 2013

沒有踩油門的時候


孩子,開車的時候,沒有踩油門,其實等同於正在煞車。

這句話,我們可以從兩個角度來解讀這個事實。

Thursday, December 19, 2013

Google Chrome 可以直接將網頁「列印」成 PDF 檔案

因為台灣的雅虎奇摩即將完全關閉旗下的免費部落格服務,很多精彩的網站內容,都將從此從網際網路上完全消失。



Friday, November 29, 2013

Strange string and strangely displayed, continued

Some how, Facebook displayed the same string of strange characters in different ways!

Very interesting!








The same mysterious display also showed on Tumblr.


For Google+, it is displayed without any strange lines on the news stream.


But the strangeness happens at Embedded Post!



Can anyone explain for me the cause behind this strange display? I am really curious about it!

Testing strange string of characters: ฏ๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎ํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํ (◔ д◔) ค้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้

ฏ๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎๎ํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํํ (◔ д◔) ค้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้

Amazing! I saw this from a friend of mine on Facebook.

Have a nice weekend!

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Speech Video: Bill Gates Harvard Commencement Address 2007

I like this speech! I also like this quote from Bill's mother:
From those to whom much is given, much is expected.




Saturday, November 9, 2013

Fw: 多少錢

(來源:朋友的Email分享)

婚禮前新郎問主婚人:主持一場婚禮多少錢?"
主婚人說:老婆越美錢越多。"
新郎不好意思的給了一塊錢。
主婚人一愣,回頭看了一眼新娘,然後找了5毛……。

Thursday, November 7, 2013

快跑快跑 抓!

5條小魚游在水裡 漁夫來了 快跑快跑 抓 快跑快跑 抓
4條小魚游在水裡 漁夫來了 快跑快跑 抓 快跑快跑 抓
3條小魚游在水裡 漁夫來了 快跑快跑 抓 快跑快跑 抓
2條小魚游在水裡 漁夫來了 快跑快跑 抓 快跑快跑 抓
1條小魚游在水裡 漁夫來了 快跑快跑 抓 快跑快跑 抓
沒有小魚了 沒有小魚了 

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

可以開始用 語言 來溝通了!

我跟我兩歲多的兒子,已經可以開始用 語言 來溝通了!


他忽然哭了起來,走到他媽媽那裡抱著哭。看起來是摔倒撞到東西。可是,我沒有看到他到底是如何摔倒的。

我對著他說, "你剛才撞到哪裡"?

他停止哭泣,走到事故地點,開始像照片中一樣表演起來。

剛開始我沒有看懂,經過他媽媽的說明之後,我才明瞭,原來他想要 "示範" 給我看,剛才,他是如何摔倒的。

Sunday, November 3, 2013

Fw: 吃素

(來源:朋友的Email分享)

狼崽從小吃素。
狼爸狼媽絞盡腦汁訓練牠捕獵。
終於有一天,狼爸狼媽欣慰的看著兒子狂追一隻兔子。
狼崽抓住兔子,兇相畢露狠狠的說:

小子,把胡蘿蔔交出來。"

Saturday, November 2, 2013

Fw: 習慣了

(來源:朋友的Email分享)

一男人總找不到女朋友,無奈就去算命.
算命大師說:你,前半生註定沒女人."
那人眼睛一亮:那我後半生應該有吧?"
算命師說:

哎,到了後半生你就習慣了一個人的生活了."

Friday, November 1, 2013

Some interesting quote about "Big Data"

I cannot agree more with it!
Big data is like teenage sex: everyone talks about it, nobody really knows how to do it, everyone thinks everyone else is doing it, so everyone claims they are doing it...

- Dan Ariely
Original post of Dan Ariel is here:

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Eyes on Me (Faye Wong song)

Virtual Love Song, of my age.

Lyrics for Eyes on Me.

Whenever I sang my songs
On the stage, on my own
Whenever I said my words
Wishing they would be heard

I saw you smiling at me
Was it real or just my fantasy?
You'd always be there in the corner
Of this tiny little bar

My last night here for you
Same old songs, just once more
My last night here with you?
Maybe yes, maybe no

I kind of liked it your way
How you shyly placed your eyes on me
Did you ever know
That I have mine on you?

Darling, so there you are
With that look on your face
As if you're never hurt
As if you're never down

Shall I be the one for you
Who pinches you softly but sure
If frown is shown then
I will know that you are no dreamer

So let me come to you
Close as I wanna be
Close enough for me
To feel your heart beating fast

And stay there as I whisper
How I loved your peaceful eyes on me?
Did you ever know
That I have mine on you?

Darling, so share with me
Your love if you have enough
Your tears if you're holding back
Or pain if that's what it is

How can I let you know
I'm more than a dress and a voice?
Just reach me out then
You would know that you're not dreaming

Darling, so there you are
With that look on your face
As if you're never hurt
As if you're never down

Shall I be the one for you
Who pinches you softly but sure
If frown is shown then
I will know that you are no dreamer
Album cover, captured on Wiki.

Sunday, October 27, 2013

Fw: 絕望

(來源:朋友的Email分享)

絕望"就是:
飯館吃飯點了兩菜,
吃第一個世上還有比這更難吃的嗎?!"有的,就是吃第二碟.

Saturday, October 26, 2013

Fw: 自戀

(來源:朋友的Email分享)

自戀"就是:
下輩子我一定要投胎做女人,
然後嫁個像我這樣的男人.

Sunday, October 20, 2013

Fw: 真神奇

(來源:朋友的Email分享)

公園一對戀人,女撒嬌說牙痛,男吻之說不痛了,
一會又說脖子痛,男又吻之,女又說不痛了;
邊一老太太見此對小夥說:

真神了,你能治痔瘡不?"

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Fw: 好主意

(來源:朋友的Email分享)

在一家時裝店,看到一個等得不耐煩的青年人,
對一個漂亮女孩說:妳介意和我說幾句話嗎?"
女孩好奇地問:為什麼?"

我妻子進這個店已經一個多小時了,但她如果看見我
和你說話,她會馬上出來的......"
沒等他說完,他妻子已快步走出時裝店,挽著他離開了。

Friday, October 18, 2013

Bee Gees, How Deep Is Your Love

In the first video, singers are: Michael Bublé and Kelly Rowlands.

 

Sunday, October 13, 2013

Fw: 樹多必有枯枝,人多必有白痴 !

(來源:朋友的Email分享)

樹多必有枯枝,人多必有白痴 ! 


有一天我在開車時,意識到閃光燈閃了一下
 
我心想應該是測速照相,但我很肯定沒有超速。
 
為了確認,我繞回原處,這次開得更慢,沒想到
照相機還是閃了一下
 
我覺得很有趣,就連續又繞了三次,每次以龜速經過 同一地方,
照相機都閃一下。 
. .




.
.
兩週後我收到五張罰單,都是因為沒有繫安全帶 !

Very ugly

Very ugly. I hope I would never make the same mistake!


Source: Google+ Post of Achwaq Khalid.

Saturday, October 12, 2013

Fw: 騙子

(來源:朋友的Email分享)

《傷害》
  一餓狼覓食到農戶,聽屋內女人在訓孩子:再哭把你扔出去餵狼!
  孩子哭了一夜,狼痴痴等到天亮,含淚長嘆:騙子!女人都是騙子!

Friday, October 11, 2013

Lionel Richie - Hello

Another old time Music Video (MV) of my age. :)



Monday, October 7, 2013

Fw: 招募間諜

(來源:朋友的Email分享)

招募間諜(千萬要對老婆好一點.....)

  美國中央情報局需要一個高級刺客,前來應聘者須經受一系列的考驗 經過層層篩選,最後剩下了兩男一女3名人選   最終考驗確定誰最心狠手辣 主考官將第一名男子帶到一扇門前,交給他一把槍說: 我們必須確信你能在任何情形下服從命令。你的妻子就坐在裏面,進去用這把槍殺死她。」 這名男子滿臉驚恐地問:「我怎能殺死我的妻子啊!」 他落選了
接著是第二位男子,主考官交給了他同樣的任務後,他先是一驚,不過還是接過槍進了門,五分鐘過去了,這名男子滿臉淚水走了出來,對主考官說:「我實在下不了手。」 自然,他也落選了,   

最後輪到那位女子 當她被告知裏面坐著她丈夫,她必須殺死他時,這位女子毫不猶豫地接過槍走進門去, 
門還沒關緊,就傳來了槍聲,接連十三聲槍響之後,又傳來了尖叫聲和椅子的碰撞聲, 幾分鐘後,一切又歸於平靜…… 門開了,女子走了出來,擦了擦額頭的汗水,生氣地對主考官說道: 「你們這些傢伙,竟然不告訴我槍裏裝的都是空包彈,害得我只好用椅子把他砸死了。」

Sunday, October 6, 2013

Wayne Gretzky's quote about hockey puck

If I want to be great, I have to know what the dream is going to be.
A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.

― Wayne Gretzky


I saw it here.


Fw: 中獎

(來源:朋友的Email分享)

昨天晚上手裏拿著彩票看雙色球開獎。 搖出前五個時候全對上了,
正要出第六個突然停電了,一激動把茶几踹碎了。
今早到彩票站一看,我中了200 默默的去家具城買個茶几花了350

James Allen's quote about circumstance to the man

I will never blame the circumstances for my own faults.

I found this quote on this web site.

Circumstance does not make the man; it reveals him to himself.

― James Allen


Saturday, October 5, 2013

Fw: 連自己都騙

(來源:朋友的Email分享)

大學時候在宿舍,一個舍友拿著鏡子照自己半天突然說:我好帥啊!
另一個答道:你這種人也太狠了,你連自己都騙。

Friday, October 4, 2013

不要停,Never Give Up

孩子,慢沒關係,但是不要停。

- Li-Ji Hong (洪李吉)



Mr. Big's To Be With You

Mr. Big's To Be With You.


Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Fw: 售後服務

(來源:朋友的Email分享)

清明快到了,某人去買祭品,看到居然有纸糊的iPhone 手机,有些不以為然:啊哈!iPhone 手机?老祖宗會用嗎?

店老板白他一眼說:賈伯斯都親自下去教了,你還操什麼心?

他便買了一个,剛要轉身要走。老板提醒:買個手机套吧,下面蠻潮濕的。

他說好。老板接着說再買個藍牙耳机吧,最近下面新交规,開車打電話抓得嚴!

他又買了個耳机,老板繼續善意的提醒到:最重要的充电器啊,回頭祖宗找你要就不好了,光找你要還是小事,叫你送去就麻烦了。

他緊張起來,趕緊又買了。

回頭一想,於是他向老板要了張名片。

老板問要了幹嘛,他說一起燒给祖宗,有什麼問题好直接找你下去做售後服務。

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Fw:初戀那件小事

(來源:朋友的Email分享)

初戀那件小事
  
             甲、乙兩個好同學碰面聊起青澀的當年...............
甲:想當初,讀高中時,有次出去和同學聚會,太晚了回不去宿舍,
就和初戀情人開了間雙人房……竟然倆人一起看了一個晚上的MTV台電視………都不敢怎樣~~~
現在想起來真是……
 ⋯⋯ 乙:你比我強多了。
那時...........我都上大二了,和初戀情人出去玩太晚,
到晚上居然開了兩間房。
等我懂事以後讓我後悔二十年的是.................................................................

「她半夜找我說她那間房有點冷,
  
於是..........我們互換了房間…………

Monday, September 30, 2013

Quote: Winners v.s. Losers

I like this quote from Shane Rudman.
Most winners believe they could do more. Most losers think they already do too much. It one reason winners win and losers lose.

This is the original tweet.

Sunday, September 29, 2013

Fw: 你媽呢?

(來源:朋友的Email分享)

一男騎摩托車,後座上帶著一個四五歲的小孩。
那男的騎術太差,小孩搖搖晃晃,終於摩托車一顛,小孩掉下來了。
那個男的渾然不知,我停下車把孩子抱起來,加大油門追上了他。
埋怨道:你怎麽騎摩托的,孩子掉了你都不知道?
那個男的瞪著眼睛看了看孩子,大叫到:你媽呢?

Saturday, September 28, 2013

Fw: 太貴了

(來源:朋友的Email分享)

一名男顧客在餐廳吃飯,當他吃完要求結帳時,老闆拿來的賬單讓他大吃一驚。
“ 3萬元太貴了吧!他說:你們對同行應該打個折吧?
老闆說:原來你也是開餐廳的?
他說:不是,我是搶錢的!

Friday, September 27, 2013

Céline Dion - I'm Alive

Everytime I listen to this song, it makes me awake.



Thursday, September 26, 2013

周杰倫 甜甜的

周杰倫【甜甜的 官方完整MV】Jay Chou "Sweet" MV.



Tuesday, September 24, 2013

EVERY TIME YOU GO AWAY . PAUL YOUNG

"Every time you go away, you take a piece of me with you."



Experience

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.

-Oscar Wilde

Also, the following is a test embedded post of Facebook.


Sunday, September 22, 2013

Fw: 自備樂器

(來源:朋友的Email分享)

爸爸,我們學校成立了一個樂隊,我想去參加,學校還說樂器要自己帶。
父親盯了兒子半天,遞過一根筷子:孩子,咱家窮,你能不能爭取去當指揮?

Saturday, September 21, 2013

Fw: 口水

(來源:朋友的Email分享)

和男朋友聊天,說到興起,口水濺了他一臉,他本能地用手擦去。
我很生氣:幹嘛?嫌棄我啊?
他滿臉紳士般的笑容:沒有,我抹勻!

Berlin - Take My Breath Away

Yes, the movie "Top Gun". Somehow it revealed my real age, I know.



Friday, September 20, 2013

Mayday五月天[入陣曲]MV官方完整版-中視[蘭陵王]片頭曲



Quando, Quando, Quando (When, When, When)

In the first video, the male singer is Michael Bublé, and the female singer is Bonita.


Simon Sinek's talk about Trust

Original Title: "TEDxMaastricht - Simon Sinek - "First why and then trust".

I like the model of "Split of What and Why". I like the idea that trust is everything.



Screen Capture of TEDxTalks Youtube Channel

Fail Whale for Twitter: Twitter's error message when she is overloaded

The front graphics of What is Fail Whale, http://www.whatisfailwhale.info

Thursday, September 19, 2013

Simon Sinek - Start with Why: How Great Leaders Inspire Action (TEDxPugetSound - Simon Sinek - 9/17/09)

Starting with "Why". We always follow those who inspire.

We follow, not for them, but for ourselves.



Screen Capture of TEDxTalks Youtube Channel

TuTiTuTV: An interesting Youtube channel that always calms down my kids

My kids love this Youtube channel. Every time I start playing this channel, they will always stop crying and then sit down and watch.

Here is a play list of the videos. It should also calm down you kids for tens of minutes!

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

月付22K,年利率2%,可以分三十年償還大約六百萬的貸款。

假設每個月支付22,000,貸款年利率維持是2%,那就相當於可以分30年償還大約是六百萬($5,952,067.36)元的貸款。

可以用 Google Docs Spreadsheet 驗算,"=PV(2%/12,360,22000)" 這個數值是多少。

看完這篇文章以後,我的心得。

[社會] 月領22k,在台北買5000萬房子!小資男:「一切靠規劃與人脈」



It does not work

It just came into my mind earlier today.
"Pointing out how stupid some people are will not change the fact."

脫去煩惱,帶快樂回來

我認為這句話很有道理。

「進門前,請脫去煩惱;回家時,帶快樂回來。」

(來源:未知)

Sunday, September 15, 2013

Fw: 專為低頭族設計的碗

(來源:朋友的Email分享)

專為低頭族設計的碗~適合一個人吃飯時使用......

Saturday, September 14, 2013

Fw: 朋友和刺客的區別

(來源:朋友的Email分享)

朋友和刺客的區別
朋友和刺客唯一的區別是:
刺客在背後捅你一刀,你回頭痛苦地說:「啊,你是?」
朋友在背後捅你一刀,你回頭驚訝的說:「啊,是你!」

Thursday, September 12, 2013

Some words I would say to my kids someday

It is my job to make you live safely. However, it is yours to live happily.

Also, a test Embedded Tweet:

元朝大都(今 北京)北面城牆夯土遺址

元朝大都(今 北京)北面城牆夯土遺址。 我在這裡想像著距今645年前,徐達 領軍攻克 大都,面向北方,看著 元朝順帝 倉皇逃走的感覺。

Sep. 7, 2013.



下面是一個 Google+ Embed Post 測試。

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

中華電信用戶的 日租型亞洲國際數據漫遊上網 優惠

經常去中國出差、旅遊的中華電信行動電話用戶,可以好好利用這個優惠。

結論是:出國前,記得要開通這個數據漫遊的優惠服務。

Monday, September 9, 2013

Fw: Never…give up… 永~不~放~棄~

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哇~能屈能伸 ^-^

Nevergive up… 永~不~放~棄~

Sunday, September 8, 2013

Fw: 我不是來看你們裸體的

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我不是來看你們裸體的
有一個富人,他的大森林裡有一座湖,有一天他拿著一個大桶子,想說去森林那邊摘一些水果的時候竟然發現有一群年輕女孩在他的湖裡裸泳;那些女孩發現他之後都往深一點的地方遊去,並對他大喊:「我們不可能就這樣起來讓你看光我們的裸體的」
富人靈機一動說:「我不是來看妳們裸體的。」
富人指一指他手上拿的桶子說:「 我是來餵鱷魚的。」

Saturday, September 7, 2013

Playing Diabolo. Wow!

I thought he, and he, were both playing really good.


Fw: 貴族幼稚園的入學面試

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貴族幼稚園的入學面試
小露絲去考貴族幼稚園,面試老師取出一張10元的美鈔問:「這是什麼?」
小露絲很快回答:「這是阿嬤給乞丐的廢紙。」
老師說:「好了,不用考了,你已被錄取了。

Monday, September 2, 2013

Fwd: Why Can't You Use Phones on Planes?


I think some challenges are quite correct!

Fw: 墓園

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有人說台北信義區的腳踏車停車格像墓園…大家覺得呢 哈哈

Sunday, September 1, 2013

Wiki: China Syndrome, a term used to describe a fictional Nuclear Meltdown

"China Syndrome" is a term used to describe a fictional Nuclear Meltdown.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/China_Syndrome_(nuclear_meltdown)#China_Syndrome
The China syndrome (loss-of-coolant accident) is a fictional nuclear reactor operations accident characterized by the severe meltdown of the core components of the reactor, which then burn through the containment vessel and the housing building, then notionally through the crust and body of the Earth until reaching the other side, which in the United States is jokingly referred to as being China.
I saw this term in the this video.

Fw: 最近經常看到戒菸可以省下多少錢的對話

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最近經常看到戒菸可以省下多少錢的對話
 女:你抽煙嗎?
 男:抽。
 女:每天多少包?
 男:三包。
 女:每包多少錢?
 男:10英鎊。
 女:你抽煙多久了?
 男:15年。
 女:所以這些年來每年你抽煙就花了10800英鎊。
 男:正確。
 女:110800英鎊,不考慮通貨的話,過去的15年裡你抽煙總共花了162000英鎊對嗎?
 男:嗯。
 女:你知道嗎?如果你沒有抽煙,把這些錢放在一個高利息的儲蓄賬戶裡,按複合利率來算。你現在能買一輛法拉利了。
 男:你抽煙嗎?
 女:不。
 男:那他媽.....你的法拉利呢!?

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Fw: 只要有心, 處處都是停車位~

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只要有心處處都是停車位~

Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Fw: 慘

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 跟一個相親認識的女子第二次約會,她跟我秀新買的哀鳳
 我拿來玩,一時興起打開通訊錄,看見有一個號碼名字叫「備胎」
 我開玩笑說:你有朋友姓備啊?
 她一聽急忙說:還我!
 我假裝不還,拉扯時不小心按到撥出,然後....
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我的手機響了!